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if that don't slam the outhouse door

To be surprised, astonished by someone or something
Maggie's got a new dress,
- If that don't slam the outhouse door !
by Robert Ebguy April 23, 2006
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outhouse

A general, multipurpose forum with standards significantly lower than those of the rest of the main forum. Such a forum has the express purpose of containing troll members and threads not suitable or representative of the entire forum as a whole. Outhouse forums are generally found on forums were there is a large demand for heated/troll-like discussion, but the admins do not wish for the entire forum to adopt that sort of behavior.
- Take your whining to the outhouse.

- This thread's just flamebait. Could a mod outhouse it?
by B-Con May 22, 2006
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Ugandan Outhouse

When a women has a smoker hole in her throat and you stick your penis in her throat hole and then piss out of the women's mouth
Aye girl, you looking for a Ugandan Outhouse?
by gokaari May 10, 2018
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Outhouse Express

Mail client inferior to Thunderbird, Opera, KMail, etc.
If you personified Outhouse Express and Idiot Exploiter, I'm sure the two would enjoy anal with each other.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
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Olongapo-Outhouse

A Filipino prostitute, working in the Philippine city of Olongapo, who specializes in being shit on.
Sailor 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Chief did last night?

Sailor 2: No man, what'd he do?

Sailor 1: He got all fucked up, picked up an Olongapo-Outhouse, and did the nasty right there in front of half the division.

Sailor 2: What the...Hasn't the Chief had the runs all week?

Sailor 1: Exactly!
by Jdog1 July 30, 2009
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Outhouse Plunger

To perform reverse or regular cowgirl whilst the man is in the process or defecation on the seat of a throne or shitter
He went to drop a deuce and his women barged in an proceeded to ride him, thus performing the Outhouse Plunger.
by Dibbles Sr. January 1, 2020
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Outhouse Wi-Fi

In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.
(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!

* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.
by yourpalVanguard February 20, 2021
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