outhoused 

Outhoused (v); A Poker term. When you have a full house, but your opponent has a bigger full house, you have been "Outhoused." Term defined by Greg at a poker game on the 26th of September, 2013

Charlie: I'm all in! I have a full house; 3's over 7's!

Greg: Yeah, but I have 7's over 3's! You've been Outhoused!

outhoused by Poker Alpha Male September 27, 2013

Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

Outhouse Polio by Joemammy January 18, 2015

two corncob outhouse 

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

two corncob outhouse by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

double decker outhouse 

Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.

Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?

Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.

Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?

double decker outhouse by double decker loo May 7, 2009

outhouse rat

As in "crazy as a..." Indicates a persons mental health...or rather the complete and total lack thereof. Like shithouse rat, only more pc for use in mixed or questionable company wherein one might become offended.

Person 1: What did you do that for?
Person 2: Don't mind me, I'm just crazy as an outhouse rat.

outhouse rat by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006

outhotted

When someone is seriously more hot than you.

I was so outhotted by that chic last night! She was totally out of my league, but, we hooked up anyway!

outhotted by YoYoma32 July 4, 2006

Outhouse 

See: School bathrooms

The Outhouse sure smells! Someone didnt do their job today.

Outhouse by xd6942069420 February 18, 2019