outhoused

Outhoused (v); A Poker term. When you have a full house, but your opponent has a bigger full house, you have been "Outhoused." Term defined by Greg at a poker game on the 26th of September, 2013

Charlie: I'm all in! I have a full house; 3's over 7's!

Greg: Yeah, but I have 7's over 3's! You've been Outhoused!

by Poker Alpha Male September 27, 2013

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Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

by Joemammy January 18, 2015

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An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

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double decker outhouse

Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.

Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?

Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.

Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?

by double decker loo May 7, 2009

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outhouse rat

As in "crazy as a..." Indicates a persons mental health...or rather the complete and total lack thereof. Like shithouse rat, only more pc for use in mixed or questionable company wherein one might become offended.

Person 1: What did you do that for?
Person 2: Don't mind me, I'm just crazy as an outhouse rat.

by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006

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