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oscar the grouch

(n) The passed-out girl you "have you way with"

(v) The act of "having your way" with a passed-out girl
1. Damn Billy-Bob, I fucked that Oscar the Grouch who passed out in the haypile during the drunken barn dance last night. I fucked her HARD.

2. I don't know what was more wrong - giving that 7 year old girl a beer, putting a roofie in it, or Oscar the Grouching her afterwards.
by Lenny the Fourth September 1, 2005
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Oscar the grouch

1. A character from sesame street that was always an asshole to everyone.

2. An incompetent ex (or soon to be ex) who always is in a bad mood and knows exactly how to drag you down.
"Hey! How was your night with your boy/girl?"

"God, like another episode of Sesame Street. I thought I got rid of Oscar the grouch once I hit puberty."
by ohshitwassup January 24, 2009
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Oscar the Grouch poor

Poor as fuck; dirt poor; so poor that one lives in a garbage can.
That family isn't Oscar the Grouch poor, but they can't afford a house like that.
by Leonidas Poporigopoulos March 30, 2008
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Oscar The Grouch

a girl who is trailer park trash that consumes an outrageously large amount of cock but never seems happy about it.....until she has man gravy all over her face
man, them ladies at the nursing home sure are Oscar The Grouches
by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004
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Oscar The Grouch

When a girl passes out at a party, and she is dropped in to a garbage can. Before she wakes up, members of the party urinate and ejaculate on her.
Yo last night at John's house, they fuckin grouched some freshman!

We roofied that slut you liked and gave her the Oscar the Grouch. Sorry man
by JayMaker June 20, 2009
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Oscar the Grouch

When you fill her with cum, then while she cleans up, you dump garbage on her head.
I know it’s real love cause she didn’t leave me after I pulled an Oscar the Grouch.
by Murmage April 7, 2020
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