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Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.
That girl is so hot. I’d fuck her even if she has corona crotch.
by Murmage April 07, 2020

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A sundae with a secret turd inside. You top it with chocolate syrup to hide the surprise. It tastes even better with sprinkles. Bon apetit!
It doesn’t have to be April Fool’s Day to give someone a Not-Fudge Sundae.
by Murmage April 07, 2020

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When your girl is reluctant to eat your ass out, pour bbq sauce down your crack and let her go to town.
She wouldn’t eat my ass unless I gave her the backyard bbq.
by Murmage April 07, 2020

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Cash a stripper picked up with her yeast-infected pussy.
I hope she spends that sourdough on anti-fungal cream.
by Murmage April 06, 2020

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When you fill her with cum, then while she cleans up, you dump garbage on her head.
I know it’s real love cause she didn’t leave me after I pulled an Oscar the Grouch.
via giphy
by Murmage April 06, 2020

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