Oofensmurtz

When something is a bigger mistake than a Oof

Our test is tommorow, that’s a huge oofensmurtz

by Rawrnold and kempergirl May 4, 2019

Flex offender

Definition: A flex offender is a person who has committed a flexual crime. Flex offenders can be classified as someone wearing to much overpriced clothing, or flaunting their bodies around to much. If you see a flex offender or suspect someone of flex offending don't hesitate to call someone.

Example: Johnny looks like a straight flex offender with all that Supreme gear

by Nateg123 November 27, 2017

Ofentse

He is a very caring, sweet , smart , intelligent guy. He loves looking good and he excels in whatever he does. This guy is loyal and will do anything to make his lady happy. He is adored by many but has his eyes for one person. He is destined for greatness as his name means to conquer. Ofentse loves his family and his great with kids. He is very matured and full of class. Although his name means to conquer, Love is his only weakness.

This guy is so Ofentse

by SAM0312 April 22, 2018

text offender

someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.

i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender

by fruitermelon October 24, 2008

yes offence

The more common phrase, "no offence" is used when you don't want to offend them. But if you are purposely wanting to offend them you say, "yes offence."

Your kind of being cranky today, yes offence.

by Shayker26 March 13, 2011

sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle

by sethmad October 1, 2020

Registered sex offender

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.

News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"

by Enter Username Here June 3, 2015