knock the top off

Phrase used to describe to describe masturbating shortly before having sex in order to prolong intercourse; most effective after a long dry spell.

It's been a while since I got any so I had to knock the top off before we did it.

by Niki C January 12, 2006

7/11 top off

The act of putting the penis inside of a female’s urethra and urinating inside of the bladder.

Guy: yo dude did you have sex with that girl yesterday?

Guy 2: yeah dude, I even gave her a 7/11 top off.

by Weirdnosedude January 19, 2019

Off the top

To take a portion from the gross. Similar to "skim off the top" but without the secrecy.

Whatever you guys bring in, us five get one each, off the top. So you bring in 30, us five get one each, which leaves 25 to spread around and whatever's left, you keep.

by ProfessorProcrastinate January 5, 2019

One off the top

To masturbate vigourously; to pull ones pudding, bash the bishop, help Kojak put on his polo neck sweater, choke the chicken, load the single barrelled yoghurt launcher, or knock one out!

"That new girl in Accounts gave me one off the top in the back of the cab last night! It was superb!"

by RTR. October 23, 2008

top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug

a metaphorical expression used by those who prefer cheap, locally distilled vodka to be administered rectally.

omar: hey grant, how was layin' the pipe bro?

grant: nah, today we were layin' hot top. speaking of which, i see the Popov bottle in your hand- why don't you top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug!

omar: will do! get the funnel.

by caldwells November 8, 2012

Knock the top off it

Aussie slang for masturbation

"I went on a date last night but the sheila didn't put out so I had to go game and knock the top off it"

by Digger111 June 13, 2016

take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020