obioma

Obioma is a good and kind hearted person. He/she could be very funny at times. He/ she could be crazy when alone or with close friends. He/she is very ambitious. He/she is an easy going person. When it comes to love, he/she can kill for you. Never underestimate he/she. They are kind of stubborn when they are of a younger age.

Obioma got the scholarship

by John Precious January 24, 2019

Ohio

One of the fifty states in America. Here are some things you should know about Ohioan People:
1. We are all made of corn.

2. Fuck Michigan. Saying anything that makes Michigan sound decent will get you sent into one of our many dungeons.
3. If you're planning on traveling to Ohio, bring clothes for every type of weather. One day it could be 65 degrees and raining really hard, and then an hour later the temperature has dropped to -2 degrees and the sky barely has a single cloud.
4. Did I mention corn
5. Sometimes you can meet someone smart, and sometimes you'll run into a guy who is willing to sell his firstborn son for an iPhone 6.

Guy 1: Whoa! You look terrible! Where were you?
Guy 2: Ohio.

by the biggest pp September 4, 2020

Captain Obvious

a sarcastic name for someone who states the obvious

Cat: "The sky is blue"
Rich: "Thanks, Captain Obvious"

by Breezy April 13, 2004

dover ohio

A middle sized town full of snobs and strippers. Eventually to be called little Mexico, we have more cocaine and hookers with a side of gonorrhea than Scarface knows what to do with. So if you wanna drive your dads truck or his Honda, then listen to luke Byran. Then little Mexico is for you. We have more high class white trash than the welfare office knows what to do with. Swear to God. Don't forget to act like a badass.

Hey let's head on home to Dover ohio eyyy. I'm jump the wall and go back to Dover ohio. I'm gonna bend dover

by Thetruthasushouldseeit May 27, 2017

Ohio Gum Slinging

Engaging in sexual relations with a girl who is so much of a tom-boy that she contains all or part of the male anatomy alongside her female anatomy. While banging this girl you will want to tape or have a close friend hold the ball sack out of the way for maximum pleasure.

Dude you been Ohio Gum slinging with that chick yet?

by ajgink June 15, 2013

Ohio Syndrome

The overwhelming sense of despair experienced by most individuals when visiting Ohio, who feel that the state is just as bad as they expected

Person 1: Hey man, I’ve just been to Ohio and it’s exactly depressing as I thought it was…
Person 2: Oh man, you must have Ohio Syndrome.

by Baby Showers Gone Right June 24, 2022

Ohio

The only place in the world where you can experience all four seasons in one week.

Meteorologist - "This weeks four day forecast. We have snow coming in across the lake on Monday, Heavy rain and cold weather on Tuesday, warmer temperatures and slight rain on Wednesday, and clear skies with sunshine all day on Thursday."
Me - "Oh, just a normal week in Ohio."

by NickN~ June 5, 2011