Nursing School

4 years but the first year is spent taking watered-down science classes to get a 2.75GPA. Upon entrance to the program, clinicals are spent dispensing vitamins and fluffing pillows.

Nursing Student: I'm so glad I only need to get a 2.75 to get in nursing school, I think I'll stop going to class.

by PerryCox May 6, 2020

nurdini

Cute, does anything that you want her to do. Kindhearted person. She likes cats. She has a personality of an angel. Very softhearted so it can break easily. Very nice. A very good person overall

I love nurdini’s personality

by Cool n October 30, 2020

Data Nerding

The act of analyzing data in great detail. When you spend hours working on excel or other stats programs trying to 1) figure out data and 2) analyze it. This often occurs while in college, fantasy football, and in careers that focus on research and analysis. On big problems, Data Nerding can go on for days.

Damn, I may never figure out what quarterback to draft for fantasy football. Looks like it's time to pull out excel and get to data nerding so I can decide on who to pick.

by Stoolie December 4, 2013

Nursing Home Nazi

Child of a Nursing Home occupant that finds out their parent is not nursing home rehabilitation material anymore, but persistently tells the staff to keep his or her parent because he or she doesn't want to care for the parent, when the parent has nowhere to go.

Yvonne is a Nursing Home Nazi, she wants to leave her father in the Nursing Home even though he doesn't need it, just so she doesn't have to look after him.

by Nicki Nicotine December 4, 2010

Nursing home

a roadblock between a quick and painless death

When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.

by jerry121878 June 13, 2011

nursing

V. The act of drinking a beer very slowly with the intent of not getting drunk at all or actually wasting brew.

Todd: Mike's been drinkin that same beer for like two hours now.

Jon:He's not even drunk. Everyone else is wrrrrecked. He's nursing that shit like a lil bitch

by bryalon March 29, 2009

Nursing blowjob

A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one will give you a blowjob

I ask my two girlfriends can I have a nursing blowjob

by anonymous November 16, 2022