nocomo

verb -- "non-commital-make-out (session)" -- intimate behaivor with no strings attached. see booty call

"i had a nocomo with mindy last nite"

by irie September 16, 2003

nococoaphobia

fear of not receiving chocolates on Valentine's Day

Nococoaphobiacs are generally morbidly obese.

by Suza_ February 14, 2009

Exyaweism Nocopula

Exyaweism Nocopula, It is the belief that without God we will surely prosper. Exyaweism Nocopula is an advanced religion for those seeking to be rich and free. Exyaweism has only two commandments which are:
1. Thou shall devote all your time and attention on becoming rich and free; this is to say you must think about how you are going to be rich and how you are going to be free before you sleep. Even when sleeping you must direct your dreams in such a way that they reveal ways in which you can become rich and free. When you wake you must think about how you are going to become rich and free. When you begin to formulate plans on how you can achieve these objectives, you must immediately act upon them. Remember there are no gods, no demons, no devils, no one minding the shop. You are free to pursue whatever the hell you want so long as you can get away with it. Which brings us to our next commandant.
2. Thou shall not talk about your guilt. Guilt is a burden only you must carry and should not be imparted on anyone else. In your pursuit for wealth and freedom there will be certain things you will do which will make you feel some sort of guilt. This is fine; however, you are must not discuss it with anyone. Take your guilt to grave

Every member in Exyaweism Nocopula carries his/her own burdens.

by Aodoxia November 14, 2018

nocoiner

A person who is aware of the existence of Crypto Currencies but chooses not to own any of them at any time.

My friend heard and read about Bitcoin in 2011. He said it was a scam then, he also said it on 2012, 2013, 2017...Poor nocoiner.

by coindude June 1, 2017

nocona

Nocona is a kid that wears glasses and hangs out with his girlfriend. Very committed and sarcastic.

hi Nocona!

by bitchdsfjjhnawjaouwe4obsk September 13, 2018

nocoiner

A nocoiner is a person who owns no cryptocurrencies and thinks that an investment in Venezuelan Peso, Turkish Lira and USD is a safer bet.

"Hey Hodler, you're douchebag. I'll keep my money in a safe FIAT currency like USD or Venezuelan Peso, because I'm a smart nocoiner. Bubble, Crash, economics, Tulips - you know"

by Hodler101 August 24, 2018

nocoiner

A Nocoiner is a person who has no Bitcoin. Nocoiners (usually Socialists, Lawyers or MBA Economists ) are people who missed their opportunity to buy Bitcoin at a low price because they thought it was a scam, and who is now bitter at having missed out. The nocoiner takes out his or her bitterness on Bitcoin Hodlers, by constantly claiming that Bitcoin will crash, is a scam, is a bubble, or other types of easily refuted FUD. Nocoiners have little to no computer skills or imagination; even when they see the price of Bitcoin go up and its adoption spread they consider all Bitcoin users to be in a collective delusion, with only themselves as the ones who can see what is happening. This attitude comes from being steeped in the elitist priest cultures found at Harvard, Yale and Columbia, where anyone who is not part of their clique is treated with suspicion by default. The worst nocoiners are tenured academics and goldbugs. Nocoiners believe that the world owes them everything they want because they are part of an elite; they are hysterical liars, brats, prostitutes and losers.

I'm pretty sure Emin is a Nocoiner. Yesterday he made a Tweet about how Bitcoin going up was just a fad, and that a crash was inevitable. He's always talking Bitcoin down; if he had Bitcoin, he would never trash his own stash.

by Prescopax December 7, 2017