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Nobelium Uranium

The better and smarter version of the ultimate comeback: No u.

When said it makes you sound smarter and also confuses the crap out of the victim, if their IQ is not above 9000.
Person 1: You’re mom is straightn’t
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Yesn’t u
Person 2: No u^2
Person 1: Nobelium Uranium
Person 2: Oof
by iGood July 27, 2018
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nobed

a man with a head in the shape of a penis.
nicholas young is a nobed, his mother is a rasterfarian.
by Ollie February 4, 2005
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Nobel Peace Prize

1. An award now given out frivolously.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.
The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another attempt to apologize for slavery.
by Markwonder October 9, 2009
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Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
by lucyslking May 24, 2010
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Nobe-scoped

Pronounced: Nohb-scohpt

The act of failing a test with a very low grade, or being extremely confused in a school lesson. Usually due to a teacher with unbelievably high expectations who spent one class period glossing over an incredibly hard subject and gave an in-depth test on it the next day.

A corruption of something between noob-tube and hard-scope, which should be enough to make even the most calm FPS gamer feel like ripping his eyes out. Always capitalized in order to emphasize the epic-ness of the fail.
Example 1).
Person 1: What'd you get on the chemistry test?
Person 2: A 36, I got Nobe-scoped.

Example 2).
Teacher: Alright, today we're going to talk about the effects of fluid dynamics on the history of the Papacy.
Student 1 to Student 2: You ready to get Nobe-scoped?
by Thomas Jeffrey Hanks December 4, 2011
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Nobel Weed Prize

Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.
When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!
by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014
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Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.
Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.
by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017
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