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Theory of a nickelcreed 

A name for most/all generic modern rock on the radio. Characterized by raspy vocals, forgettable guitar riffs, and big, catchy choruses.
Change the channel, some Theory of a nickelcreed just came on.

nickel rock 

$5 drug rock, who know, could be crack, meth, pcp
Seen a man kill his brother for a nickel rock nickel crack drug
nickel rock by FETALMATTER December 14, 2014

90's Nickelodeon 

The time when Nickelodeon was worth watching. It featured shows such as Are You Afraid of the Dark?, My Brother and Me, Alex Mack, Ren and Stimpy, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, etc. Now Nickelodeon has sold out and if they brought back the old shows, their network would be doing better.
90's Nickelodeon by Nickisan April 28, 2006

Nickelodeon

A channel that has sold out to the max. Used to have great shows like salute your shorts, pete and pete, and doug. Now they have these stupid mindless cartoons that would put a kid with adhd to sleep.
6 year old kid: Nickelodeon is my favorite channel!

Me: My young friend, you shall never know.
Nickelodeon by tintle September 12, 2004

NickelBackBlumpkin 

The Act of receiving a bumpkin from a black girl in a port-a-potty
Joe: Gooley, is it true Sam finally became a man last night?

Gooley: No, all he got was a NickelBackBlumpkin.

Sam: Shut up, it got me tits!

Ghetto nickel 

Either piece of a dime which has been sawed or cut in half.
"Man, I got cotton mouth. I tried to get a drink for $1.05, but the guy at the 7-11 said my ghetto nickel was no good. You believe that shit?!"