neoliberalism

a religion where people worship the market as a god

p1: do you wanna go get something to eat tomorrow?
p2: im converting to neoliberalism so i can’t eat until $TSLA is in the green again

by oxeeeeean June 15, 2021

r/neoliberal

r/neoliberal is one of the most rational, logical, polite online communities you'll ever find, and as a supporter of free speech it pleases me that Reddit would allow such a beautiful, booming hub of economic discussion, egalitarianism and calls for fostering of free democracy to exist.

Karl Marx: Hey I just read the r/neoliberal sidebar and now I completely regret writing all my evil commie books

by I have abandoned humanity UwU October 15, 2021

neoliberalism

an economic policy whereby the 1% make even more money through commodifying everything, selling off nature, privatizing inherently governmental activities, taking away your pension, and polluting non-stop

Both Republicans and Democrats subscribe to neoliberalism, which is why nothing changes from administration to administration.

by Señora Lluvia July 11, 2017

neologist

Actually a neologism, a neologist is one to creates neologisms. Technically, since the term 'neologist' is a 'neologism' it self-perpetuates simply by existing- or not, technically.

A neologist is one who makes up words

Neologist: "Then I told him to go worbunk himself, else I'd go get my argon beam and suptifly 30 hyrdrolargs of kensiom on his ass"

by regretsareawaste April 22, 2008

neologatrophy

the sudden and devastating shrinking of a writer's self-worth after they submit a new word to the Urban Dictionary and are rejected. May affect male organs if severe.

Old professor Wilhelm submitted a great new word to the Urban Dictionary and all he got was rejection and subsequent neologatrophy. Poor sod gots nothin' but snow peas for testicles, now!

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 17, 2009

neoliberal

Not to be confused with classical liberalism or theological neoliberalism, these people believe that a free market brings democracy. The classic neoliberal success story is Chile, which under Allende was a socialist democracy. Under Pinochet, the man the neoliberals brought in to replace him, it was a capitalist dictatorship. Famous for fighting with Argentina over uninhabited islands of no strategic importance. Also known as Thatcherists or neoconservatives.

Ultimately, both parties are neoliberal. It just happens the Demos use some lube when they fuck the world.

by Xyzzy March 12, 2005

noolio

Rhymes with coolio. Use only if your presentation lacks alliteration.

"Coolio noolio"

by Jay Diggity Daag June 18, 2018