Needer

A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.

lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.

frank : What that tool want?

lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!

frank: He's a real needer

by TV CAR April 5, 2010

neeners

(n) nee-nurs
Genitals of either sex

The cock and balls form a system of neeners.

by inferior olive April 28, 2007

neemer

andjective used to describe someone of superior intelligence or ability, greatness

Wow man you just bowled 300 you played a neemer of a game

by Tegar August 30, 2005

special needer

a person lacking normal intellect. usually seen coming out of a bus of special needers, in a group of needers, or masturbating in public ( not knowing any better )

" Hey! Look! It's a bus fulla special needers!!!!!! "

by shawna donkey August 2, 2003

fasheezee my neezee

fasheezee means "for sure" in the dictionary of "Snoop Dog".

my is plain english.

Neezee means "Nigga" or "Nigger" which is an Affrican American.

You wanna grab a sandwitch?

Fasheezee my neezee

by Rabbie April 27, 2006

Netzero

An internet service provider that gives you internet for cheap prices but very bad. Dialup of course. I used the high speed version and it was still extremely slow. It stops loading after a few pages of web browsing.

Free Netzero: 10 hours of crappy internet. I used MetConnect for free in the projects and it was running fast like cable.

Paid Netzero: Faster than free, but stops loading after an hour or so. Restarting your computer or reconnecting helps but not always.

Omg! My free internet from Netzero ran out. I used 10 hours in a month and now I have no more left!

by Underwater Ruins June 23, 2008

Neener neener

A great way to annoy someone. Best if said while putting your thumb on your nose and waggling your fingers.

Person A: You're so immature.
Person B: Neener neener! (finger waggle)

by Amaya__Sakaruta July 5, 2010