A word commonly used by rat-faced humanoid creatures on discord servers that is used to communicate with other members of its species. These creatures usually spew nonsense on a daily basis and spread misinformation, and have not yet been proven to be intelligent in any way, shape, or form, except for when it comes to insulting others and being overall annoying.
by Pluscat February 12, 2021
A word used predominantly by Chavs to describe anyone with an ounce of brain or generally anyone who doesn’t listen to shitty monotonous R&B, wear a huge hoody and txt the guy standing nearest to him with his stolen Nokia phone.
Generally a neek is someone who has had some academic success, told a joke that needs a certain amount of intellect to understand or expressed a dislike to Rap / R&B / Garage.
A neek is someone who will grow up and go on to be successful, while the “cool” kids find out that their street cred and their stolen phones don’t mean shit to anybody in the real world.
Generally a neek is someone who has had some academic success, told a joke that needs a certain amount of intellect to understand or expressed a dislike to Rap / R&B / Garage.
A neek is someone who will grow up and go on to be successful, while the “cool” kids find out that their street cred and their stolen phones don’t mean shit to anybody in the real world.
Chav: Your such a neek
Neek: *I’m going to move away now, the smell of cigarettes and saliva is repulsing me*
Neek: *I’m going to move away now, the smell of cigarettes and saliva is repulsing me*
by the man with the golden touch April 29, 2005
geek + nerd= neek. however the meaning has changed over the years to now simply mean idiot or some one who you dont like
that guy over there is a complete neek
by longCANNON May 04, 2021
by hugewangc April 10, 2009
by Skinny cunt October 08, 2020
Me! I am a total and utter Neek and fiercely proud of it, thank you very much. Neeks are cool people who are somehow mistaken for uncool/dipshit-style-losers by proud owners of Croydon Facelifts and M.C. skills ("Boo-yaah, I deck you man, boo boo, aw naw heavy bled, innit innit yeah I is heavy, you is...shit bled top neeky man you're gay. Gay gay gay gay gay. But me is not gay. Me is horny. Yes bled heavy"). Neek is derived from 'nerd' and 'geek' both meaning approximately the same thing i.e. clever (so all of a sudden it's a bad thing to possess a brain and be capable of intelligent thought?). The point is, if you get called a neek, be proud. It doesn't mean anything negative, it's townies resenting your superior mental capacity.
*headbangs*
"Stop dancing u neek"
"No, fuck off, but thanks for recognising my neekiness"
*walks off*"You're gay"
"yes, very much so."
*breaks into run to confer "heavy heavy" to crew*
"Stop dancing u neek"
"No, fuck off, but thanks for recognising my neekiness"
*walks off*"You're gay"
"yes, very much so."
*breaks into run to confer "heavy heavy" to crew*
by hermaphrodite June 05, 2004
although the common definition is a cross between a nerd and a geek, the word actually originates from America.
Black youths named other nigros who enrolled in education, neeks, as it is actually a cross between geek and nigro.
although it is now commonly misused across the world for naming someone a geek/nerd.
Black youths named other nigros who enrolled in education, neeks, as it is actually a cross between geek and nigro.
although it is now commonly misused across the world for naming someone a geek/nerd.
-Tyrone: (shouts) OI, NEEK BRE, GO BACK TO YOUR COLLEGE NEEK.
-Neek: according to rule '13a sub section b' you are discriminating the human rights act, developed in 1896. I'm telling.
-Tyrone: YOU GONNA GET SLAPPED
-*SMASH
-*neeks glasses smash as he hits the floor.
-Neek: according to rule '13a sub section b' you are discriminating the human rights act, developed in 1896. I'm telling.
-Tyrone: YOU GONNA GET SLAPPED
-*SMASH
-*neeks glasses smash as he hits the floor.
by g.s May 09, 2007