necrophilia

Another reason to get cremated when you die.

Necrophilia, huh? Well, I guess it's cool if your into that sort of thing.

GUY 1: Okay, man. If I die first, you can eat me for nourishment. You have my permission.
GUY 2: I can eat you?
GUY 1: Yeah, sure.
GUY 2: Um, okay. But can I also... you know... fffffff...
GUY 1: ...
GUY 2: Never mind.

by Arutunian August 5, 2012

Industry Necrophiliac

a. The glorification and/or the inflation of the image of a popular musician who is deceased or a posthumous music release.
b. The act of metaphorically sucking/riding the dick of a deceased musician.

"I think Jon is an Industry Necrophiliac, because his favorite rappers are Juice WRLD and XXXTentacion."

by 3³ January 8, 2021

netophile

netophile-(net-uh-fahyl) one who is overly obsessed or has an unhealthy addiction or attraction to the internet,noun. (Origin)from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the greek word -phile- to have a strong affinity or attraction.

Your mama is such a netophile, she has seen more profiles than a booking officer.

My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.

Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!

by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

negrophilia

A negrophilia is a raping of a dead body but it's black, so it's a necrophiliia but of a black persons body

Person 1: "yo dude I did a necrophiliia, be he was black!"
Person 2: "bro, that's a negrophilia"

by Minires722 June 5, 2021

necrophilia

What possible reason could you have for looking this up?

Necrophilia? Your mom worries about you.

by R.Volcano September 16, 2008

Early onset necrophilia

When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.

I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.

by Pork Almighty June 17, 2016

reverse necrophilia

the act of being raped by a zombie or other undead

you know in that movie when those zombies raped those people? that was reverse necrophilia

by Chris and Lucas October 27, 2006