Brown Necktie

You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

"I gave that random trick a brown nectie last night."

by Long Island August 15, 2004

Nashville Necktie

The act of shitting horizontally on a girl's neck, as if to fashion a doo-doo collar, then skeeting in the shape of a tie down her chest, using the collar as the starting point.

"That bitch got to aggressive in bed, so I had to give her the ol' Nashville Necktie."

by JD11 April 18, 2008

columbian necktie

Taking a knife to someones throat high enough up to be able to pull the tongue back down through it, ie, a tongue necktie.

That mother f*er done me wrong, give em a columbian necktie.

by robmyaeg May 14, 2006

Colombian Necktie

See also: Cuban Necktie.

A slit across the neck just below the jawline, where the chin meets the neck, with the victim's tongue hanging down through the wound.

The victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a Colombian Necktie.

by Jimmy Hardcore April 2, 2004

Kung Fu Necktie

Kung Fu Necktie:
- 1. - (v.) - During a blowjob, just prior to ejaculation, the guy pulls his penis out of the girls mouth, karate chops her and cums on her neck.

-2.- (n.) - A hipster bar in the Fisthtown section of Philadelpia patroned by the the once regular crowd of Johnny Brendas.

Jill: "So what happened with that girl last night?"
Ed: " I totally gave her a kung fu necktie!"

by InkaDink January 24, 2011

Dirty Necktie

When you have anal sex with a woman then titty fuck resulting in a brown streak inbetween her breasts this is called a dirty necktie

Did you hear he gave her a dirty necktie last night?

by kiribayashi March 2, 2008

Horse’s Necktie

A substitute for calling someone a horse’s ass. From Ray Pandora of Portland, Maine as a way around swearing in front of his kids.

That SOB in the Coupe de Ville just cut me off; what a horse’s necktie!

by NerpNRP February 6, 2022