Napsturbate

When you touch yourself while sleeping.

"Im arroused but tired. Maybe I should napsturbate"

by DeuxDCLXVI May 24, 2016

niceturbate

Go out of your way to feel like you're helping someone without actually helping them at all; especially when your "help" just interrupts what they were doing.

That guy made a huge fuss about clearing a path for me when I was carrying my stack of chainsaws through the room, but he just caused a traffic jam at the door I was going through. Way to niceturbate in public, slugger.

by ambirdsall March 28, 2017

napsturbate

When you masturbate then fall asleep.

I meant to study for finals, but went home and decided to napsturbate instead.

by Kgm15 June 12, 2017

NASTURBATING

SHAGGIN THE UGLIEST PERSON IN THE BAR JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!

'DID YOU SCORE LAST NIGHT'? " IT WAS GETTING LATE OPTIONS WHERE LIMITED , I DECIDED TO DO A BIT OF NASTURBATING. SO I LIFTED TINA AND WE LEFT FOR HERS"

by FRAGMASTER2 April 23, 2021