NASCAR

The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. It is the fastest growing motorsport sanctioning body in the world, and has divisions in the US, Canada, Mexico, and now Europe. It is commonly used as the object of bigotry by many people, claiming only trashy southern people watch and compete in it and that the cars only make left turns. NASCAR competes on a wide variety of ovals and a handful of lengthy road courses in its top-two divisions, and the majority of incoming drivers that are hired into the Sprint Cup Series actually come from the north in this day and age. Contrary to popular belief, auto racing is very physically demanding,with a driver typically losing 10 pounds during a race. It also does require skill, and even road course racing veterans experience difficulties on ovals when they crossover to NASCAR.

1st guy: Hey, did you watch the NBA last night?

2nd guy: Nah, I was watching a great NASCAR race.

1st guy: Why do you watch a bunch of rednecks in cars make left turns?

2nd guy: Why do you watch a bunch of black guys in shorts run back and forth?

by Firehawk2410 December 18, 2012

Nascardio

1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.

Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!

by Fotofly November 30, 2010

NASCAR Dads

The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba

Bob Graham sponsored Jon Wood's Craftsman Truck Series ride in order to appeal to NASCAR Dads.

by Fast Bobby July 8, 2003

nascar special

half a handle of russe, half a can of red bull, 1/4 two liter of mt dew

dude i had nothing else to drink last night, I had to go for the Nascar Special.

by muhfukinrusse December 9, 2016

nascar5

America's greatest sim racer, nascar5

Hey nascar5!

by HalalFriedChicken April 4, 2021

NASCAR

Turning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours.

Jim: What's on TV today?
Bob: NASCAR.
Jim: Let's go to a movie.

by Capheine December 10, 2003

Full Blown Nascar

One who is not just a redneck, but lives a life dedicated to all things redneck. His house, his clothes, his vehicle, his girlfriend, IQ, etc. etc. have "redneck" written all over them.

Boy, that Billy Dean is not your ordinary redneck is he? He is "Full Blown Nascar"!

by Paul R. Nation July 5, 2008