NARP

Not A Real Person.

A term that gives a name to the few and the freaky, delivers a word for those who are left speechless, and grants humor to the unavoidable victims of narpiness. There are socially inappropriate people. There are unrealistic and delusional people. There are people with unecessary comments and unrestrained word purging.

And then there are narps.

Person: What on earth is that in your window.
NARP: The highpower binoculars on the tripod is your dad's birthday gift from me. They're specifically for this purpose as well as astronomy.
Person: NARP.

NARP by ChepeChepe June 20, 2012

narp

(noun) Acronym for "Not A Real Person." Narps are characterized by traits that render them unidentifiable within a contemporary, cultural context.

A NARP has a higher chance of:
- Being a savant in something.
- Popping into random social situations.
- Wearing the same outfit every day.
- Uttering inappropriately timed comments.

ARP: But if that doesn't work, what's your Plan B?

NARP: I had to get Plan B once with this girl cause I had sex with her.

narp by super deely 2 May 6, 2011

NARP

Acronym for "not a real person"... When someone is acting completely ridiculous. Their everyday actions are not socially acceptable they then come a NARP

This girl in my chem class is such a NARP, she dirty skypes her boyfriend all the time during lectures.

NARP by Jan and Earl December 15, 2010

NARP

Not a Real Person

Did you see Chantal today? She is just so strange. She's such a NARP

NARP by littlelittleittybitty May 4, 2011

Narp

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person.

Most often seen commuting from home to the University of Toronto.

Wow Jim is Narp-y.

Narp by Scott Pippen November 5, 2016

NARP

a term used to describe somebody with mulliganitis, a disease that tends to infect non-athletic young men who attempt to play sports and fail miserably, usually resulting in structural damage to a knee, ankle, etc.

Wow, remember when Zack the NARP tore his ACL playing flag football?

NARP by DareWilliams December 29, 2010

narp

no apparent reason party

we are having a narp tomorrow

narp by jw1999 May 25, 2011