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naken

a derogatory term used to describe homosexuals, common in northern europe (especially norway). see: fag
naken is such a fag
by kboy@kboy1.cjb.net January 18, 2004
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nakin

A stellar example of a parenting fail.

When a child is raised to believe that the rectangular paper cloth used to wipe your mouth at the table is called a Nakin. This usually results from an initial mispronunciation at a young age followed by a lack of grammatical correction on the parents part. It can be very embarrassing for the misguided child when he is publicly humiliated by his peers after he asks for a "nakin" at the dinner table. The telling of this story later in life will most likely cause someone to have the best day of their life.
Sean: Excuse me Mrs Johnson, could you please pass me a nakin?
Mrs Johnson: A what?!
Sean: A nakin, could you pass me a nakin?
Mrs Johnson: What the STICK is a nakin???
Sean: (embarrassed)
by thembarrassedchild December 24, 2009
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Navient

The semen that sometimes spurts into a man's navel when masturbating laying down.
I was jerking myself off while on hold with my student loan company and got navient all over my belly because I didn't have an extra hand.
by HealthcareIsAHumanRight May 14, 2018
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Naking it out

Making plans with a friend to go out looking for someone to get naked with.
"Hey are you naking it out tonight?"
by Doctor of holidays August 19, 2017
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Nakina

Nakina is a beautiful, loving, girl who cherishes life, children, family, and mostly her husband. She is known for making smart choices. Nakina is full of vigor and has a flare for adventure.
Have you met Nakina? Everyone loves her!
by Stella! October 6, 2019
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Navien

the most amazing friend ever, great guitarist, and has the best humor! probably has a girlfriend/boyfriend already and is barely hanging onto their grades. on another note, has a very protective best friend (who, by the way, has the best style) who is a great person in general. so, to all the Naviens out there, keep being navien!
Navien is a very nice person.

Navien's blueberry pie was eaten.
by gardenolives April 3, 2021
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rear nakie chokehold

PUT your bitch in a rear chokehold and insert penis in various holes hold on tight a fill that guttersluts ass upp with mangoo
jonny rear nakie chokehOLD his bitch till he burst!
by BIGG SAUCE BOSS July 7, 2011
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