Urban Dictionary: Definitions by HealthcareIsAHumanRight

Risant

(riss-ant) - like pissant, a contemptible person or thing related to the profit-motive operations of a hospital system or health insurance company.

"Those Risant insurance premiums and out-of-pocket are so high, they block out the sun."

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(n) the lint that accumulates in one's naval when wearing a sweater.

I was on the phone with the student loans collections department and I pulled a piece of navient out of my belly button.

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The semen that sometimes spurts into a man's navel when masturbating laying down.

I was jerking myself off while on hold with my student loan company and got navient all over my belly because I didn't have an extra hand.

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