Nostril Worms

A Fleetwood Mac cover band gone terribly wrong. Once known to many local bars and clubs as a groove sensation, Nostril Worms has dug deep down in their heart, and shifted into the noisecore side of the New England underground D.I.Y scene. Nostril Worms has released many successful EPs (an upcoming album in the making currently) and has gained rapid success thanks to their buddy, bassist of A Moment Of Clarity, Kevin Landers. The band donates to the local charities at Loaves And Fishes: Community Organization to help the needy. The band consists of underage sex addict, Grim McBeatz on the skins, Dr. Poonslapper slappin' the thick strings, Choco Bear molesting the thin strings and front man Senor Pudding yelling the words. The band's lyrical theme has been known to revolve around the verbal abuse of a single individual, not to be named. After the release of their 2nd EP, titled "Nobody Messes With Sean", the band has announced that they will no longer target a single individual, but a wider range of people and themes. After the passing of their number 1 inspiration, Anal Cunt vocalist, Seth Putnam, the band has been left with the responsibility of continuing Seth's legacy in the budding New England noisecore scene.

Ray: hmmm Nostril Worms is a pretty loud band..
Harry: Shut the fuck up, Ray.

by Senor Pudding July 24, 2011

Nostril Manna

The sustanance magically delivered to one's nose; See Snot.

Dude, do you always have to go for the nostril manna while in church?

by Kentsy December 23, 2008

Nostril Nugget

A prized dry / semi dry booger typically embedded mid to deep nostril and retrieved after deep picking.

I had to use my picker and even pinky finger and almost got my drill just to dig out that nostril nugget booger !

by samgolfing December 15, 2011

nostril peeper

A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.

Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

nostril biscuit

a handkerchief

A nostril biscuit is intended for sopping up nostril gravy (snot).

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

Nostril Hockey

A game, which is played with a 3x5 card and a table. Both players attempt to blow the card off the other person's side of the table without touching it or blowing with anything other than their nostrils. Touching the card or blowing with anything other than one's nostrils causes a penalty, where the other player may punch you in the face and reset the card to the center of the table. The game ends when the card falls off one of the sides of the table or one player quits by the universally-recognized gesture; punching the other player in the face twice.

"Craig and I played Nostril Hockey last night."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."

by The Goddamn Duck January 21, 2010

nostril blunting

Sticking a blunt in each nostril and duct taping your mouth shut so that you cannot breathe unless you breathe through the blunt.

"My friend James died last week while nostril blunting."

by Joseph Conrad January 11, 2008