Wise Mystical Tree

A new weird meme. It's an image of tree with neutral/suspicious face.

I'm sick of viewing Wise Mystical Tree in my vk.

by ZeroNil October 10, 2022

Mystic101

Rapper born in Buffalo, New York, but later moved down to Orlando, Florida to live. He started his music career at a young age of 14. He started growing his name and career at his school. He then started growing himself on social media and on the internet. In 2021 he made his most popular and fastest growing song "Speedway" with over 13 thousand streams worldwide.

Person 1: Bro, who's that?
Person 2: That's Mystic101, he's gonna blow up soon! Here listen.

Person 1: Oh dang, yea, he's definitely gonna go big!!!

by MountEclipse June 13, 2021

Misti

Misti has an amazing smile. Her laugh. Wow. You'll fall in love the instant you hear it. She' a gorgeous person inside and out. She has the biggest heart. She's so caring and loving. Sorta like a teddy bear. She's talkative when she know you very well however, she shy and quiet if you dont. Her eyes. Wow they're beautiful. She does no harm. Shes very protective. She's an amazing girlfriend from what Nathaniel says. She's one of those girls that you'll fall in love with imeditly. She's know s when you're feeling down. She's do anything in her possiblity to cheer you up. She's fun. She knows how to have a good time. She's open minded shes up for anything. She's intelligent. She's not like other girls at all. She's an old soul. She's incred in incredible. You'll never be let down by her. She loves music. She's a great artist. She's very optimistic. She knows how to turn on bad day to a great day. Misti is such an important person in life. She's a great friend. If you ever meet a Misti. You'll be in awe of her. She's so fragile. So, be carful with her. Never hurt her.

Misti is such a great girlfriend to Nathaniel. He absolutely loves her with all his heart and she loves him too.

by Thatboywithdimples July 13, 2018

whore-masting

Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.

Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.

by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009

masticating

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

by Stew September 17, 2004

Mysting

1.Explaining the truth in an aggressive tone
2.ejaculation in pants
3.being a spaz

Jordan mysted all over his pants before eating mcdonalds

mystery was mysting for a whole ten minutes

Jordan you need to stop Mysting, it's getting annoying!

Jordan Mysted while in his class, causing an uproar throughout the room

by screwyparasite December 27, 2011

Misti Lane Spencer Abbott

Skanky white bitch trolling for married men.

Are you pulling a Misti Lane Spencer Abbott?

by Abbyfaith October 30, 2008