never in my nine lives 

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

never in my nine lives by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas by ace zero June 22, 2014

Nine Wolfs in My Pants

An orgasm that is audible

Davis: Dude last night there was nine wolfs in my pants!

Mark: Ew, what the fuck dude?!?!?!

Nine Wolfs in My Pants by MyKidsHaveGuns September 24, 2009

earn my nines 

doing something that makes you a man, putting two 9's together one backwards and one normal, makes a penis and balls

kid 1- "shit man, hes gonna kick my ass."

kid 2- "naw son, ill kill him. time for me to earn my nines."

earn my nines by nine five October 20, 2009

walk in my nines 

"nines" refers to shoe size which makes the statement "walk in my shoes"
T.I. used this phrase in his song "Castle Walls" featuring Christina Aguilera.

T.I.- "Walk in my nines a while , I dare you."

walk in my nines by StonerAcademy June 4, 2016