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never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.
“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.
by Opiumbae September 9, 2025
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It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas
by ace zero June 22, 2014
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Nine Wolfs in My Pants

An orgasm that is audible
Davis: Dude last night there was nine wolfs in my pants!

Mark: Ew, what the fuck dude?!?!?!
by MyKidsHaveGuns September 24, 2009
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earn my nines

doing something that makes you a man, putting two 9's together one backwards and one normal, makes a penis and balls
kid 1- "shit man, hes gonna kick my ass."

kid 2- "naw son, ill kill him. time for me to earn my nines."
by nine five October 20, 2009
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walk in my nines

"nines" refers to shoe size which makes the statement "walk in my shoes"
T.I. used this phrase in his song "Castle Walls" featuring Christina Aguilera.
T.I.- "Walk in my nines a while , I dare you."
by StonerAcademy June 4, 2016
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