A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.
“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”
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Home Defense Musket: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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by Edgar Ganja March 15, 2011
Get the North Muskegon mug.The musket occurs when the condom slips off while having sex with a girl, unbeknownst to both partners. The man, unaware of the event, pushes the condom deeper and deeper inside of her with each following thrust, simulating the packing of a musket.
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by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021
Get the got musked mug.A musket is a small cardboard tube (one typically found in a pack of RAW cones)with a filter, filled with the weed left over from rolling a cone or joint. Using a "ramrod" the weed is packed down and the tube is trimmed. A Muskets resemble a one hitter but can last for multiple hits.
Some guy with a Confederate flag cowboy hat wanted to smoke weed for the first time so I packed him a musket. Two hits turned him into general Lee.
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