mucks and messes

Mucks and Messes consist of chocolate, crisps and fizzy drinks.
things that children tend 2 love but are no good for them.

Things that will get you messy eating them.

junk food

'I'm not buying Mucks and Messes they will make u fat!'

by bettny December 30, 2012

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Muckspreader

A term used for a larger than normal pair of buttocks

Omg check out the size of that muckspreader !

by Mickyblueeyes November 25, 2018

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mucka • mackas • mukas • mockasian • Muckadoo • muckson • muckstain • Mucksucker • Muckus • mukasa

Noun - A person of any sexual orientation who constantly demands that people acknowledge and accept homosexual sex as normal and equal in all respects to straight sex, irrespective of another person's religious views or whether the issue is appropriate to the circumstances.

(1) Jennifer's baptismal ceremony was spoiled by her muckspammer Uncle Ted, who yelled at the Catholic priest and called him a homophobe because he talked about the union of Jennifer's parents during his homily without mentioning same-sex unions.
(2) Dude, we're eating; stop being a muckspammer. I don't want to hear about your latest gay sex conquest. You're my friend, but when you talk about your sex life, I want to throw up.

by PaulNYC January 7, 2011

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Mockasaur

The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).

Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!

Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!

(next morning)

Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!

Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?

Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.

Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

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