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Buff the Musket

by BackInBlack60 May 22, 2009
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gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.
I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.
by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011
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Musket Loading

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.
Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
by Del Tardo July 2, 2017
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Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.
Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"
by Bastement October 4, 2010
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hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing
Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok
by sheet January 10, 2004
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Musket Stuffer

Holding the shaft of your penis while stroking the rest of your penis with the other hand.
So i was bored and had a little "Me time" and so i decided to masturbate. My friend caught me and called me a Musket stuffer.
by Incogneto7 July 25, 2010
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Alaskan Musket Loader

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”
by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019
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