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Lotsa Mozza

Verb; The act of saving up one's dick cheese and spreading it on a microwaveable gas station pizza to serve to one's girlfriend on the third date.

A proper Lotsa Mozza requires preparing a Lotsa Mozza name-brand pizza, found in Wisconsin gas stations; However, any microwaveable pizza will still qualify if served with the proper spirit.
Person 1: "Hey man, how's it going with your new girl?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's going great man. I Lotsa Mozza'd her and she totally loved it."
by bubtBadiance April 16, 2021
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Forbidden Mozza

What happens to the forskin after dipping your penis in multiple women and men without cleaning yourself for a week.

Max's foreskin after a week of "teaching" his students.
Ain't nobody wants a piece of that forbidden mozza, get that shit away from me.
by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021
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Mazza

When something is "a madness". As in crazy, and can be in a good or bad way. Abbreviated way of saying madness!
"Mate! they even had strippers there!! I'm telling you last night was a mazza!!"
"She was getting angry and screaming and stuff, it was a mazza mate I had to leave"
by BougieCrew April 22, 2013
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mazza

The word is a street terminology word meaning something crazy, surprising, exciting and amazing.
That accident was a Mazza
by resiy August 26, 2019
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muzza

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..

Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.

They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.

As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.

Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.

Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks..
by Dupz March 31, 2005
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Mooza

a name to describe one's closest friend; shortened to Moo and/or Za
I invited my Mooza over to play hopscotch and drink Kahlua.
by Poog Schmitt January 17, 2005
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Mozma

Mozma is a name given to some of the most gorgeous curvacious and loving girls. Mozma's are kind, sweet and giving. Mozma's love their family and especially love their friends. They always love going out and having a laugh and making their friends laugh. A Mozma will be there by your side in all kinds of trouble. Mozma's work very hard and try to always excel in their work. They don't like people who are users or take the people they love (or people in general) for granted. They also really dislike mean people, snobs, show offs and people with negative or bad attitudes. Mozma's often crave love and can be very cheeky. But this is often an innocent cheeky and usually is only then reserved for their loved one and friends. Mozma's are great kisses. Mozma's can also be a bit alternative and love things like tattoos and piercings - especially in the opposite sex. It is a draw card which attracts them to the opposite sex. Mozma's can also be addicted to tattoos and piercings on themselves. Mozma's also have a very positive nature and love "love"!
What a hot Mozma!
by Ta - Moz August 6, 2009
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