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Mississippi Mousetrap

The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.

Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.
My cousin Molly sure got mad after I gave her the Mississippi Mousetrap.
by JohnnyTwoDicks September 26, 2010
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The Stinky Mousetrap

n: "A Stinky Mousetrap" is the act of farting in a very crowded Disney monorail while the doors are shut in the monorail is in motion.
While riding in a very crowded monorail from the Magic Kingdom to Epcot at Disney World Scott thought up "The Stinky Mousetrap" and silently farted and stunk up the entire cabin. There was nothing anyone could do, and no one was able to blame Scott. It was the perfect crime.
by Scott L (The Monorail Farter) September 22, 2011
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Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.
Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.
by theinstigator June 3, 2016
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mustard nigger

Subhumans of Asian Descent, like "Marlon Jiang"
Mustard Nigger: your a fking mess
Normal Nigger: well atleast I ain't a fking mustard nigger like you
by kys mustard nig nog December 4, 2016
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Mustard Mustache

To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.
What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!
by DaveyCrockett June 14, 2009
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mustard shit

a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard
"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"
by dibber88 November 29, 2009
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Mustard Finger

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.
Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.
by Cangri518 September 6, 2011
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