Motorbating

(verb) To love looking at a car so much that you feel that you may just be able to masturbate to it.

Guy 1: what we're you doing for an hour, alone in the garage?
Guy 2: Hmm? Nothing. Just uhh... you know lookin' at my new 67' Shelby...
Guy 1: Eww. Dude. You weren't motorbating to it were you?
Guy 2: No. No! of... course not...
Guy 1: ....Why the fuck do I even hang out with you?

by C.C. JAW VIII December 3, 2013

birthday motorboating

A practice of shaking your mouth back and forth over the lucky birthday girl's (or boy's) breasts, an equivalent amount of times to their age.

Darn, it took forever to finish Barb' birthday motorboating because she is now 88 years old. My lips are numb.

by ClavicleLover;) July 7, 2010

Motorbating

Motorbating: is the act of a guy motor boating a girl's tities while masterbating at the same time.

Damn I was motorbating that hoe last night!!!!

by Trip T March 10, 2009

motorboating

A great way to end an awkward conversation with a girl you don't want to talk to.

"This girl was in my room and I couldn't take it anymore so I motorboated her. After the motorboating she left."

by A Bobby August 28, 2006

motorboatin son of a bitch

1. one who enjoys motorboating frequently

2. john wilks booth!

1. man he is a motorboatin son of a bitch on carolanne all the time

by riceninja69 June 16, 2009

Motorboating

The act of making a monotone hum while pinching and moving the cheeks back and forth

We thought Michael was getting lucky in his room, but it turned out he was just motorboating by himself.

by BobbyHi11 December 10, 2014

Motorbating

Motorboating your penis until you ejaculate on a woman's breasts.

Did you see that video of the president motorbating Oprah?

by GBID December 10, 2011