Moongooner

A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path

My moongooner gang is planning something with Eagle Eye at 1:00 in the morning, you in?

by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024

Moongooning

Moongooning is when you goon while being in the moon (This can be with Natives, Friends, and/or Family)

Q: Ay bro wanna go moongooning with the boy's?
A: Sure dude lets fap to a goons video

by I dickride the goons December 6, 2023

moongooning

basically you just goon in the moonlight with a native american next to you while you high asf
#freak👅

yo let’s go moongooning with yo grandpa tonight

by curtthefreak👅 January 8, 2025

Moongooning

To edge Annaly while facing your anus to the moon in a sunbathing type manor.

Dude I'm gonna go moongooning later, do you want to come?

by Ethypoo November 24, 2023

MoonGooning

When you slit the throat of a wild buffalo and rub it onto your body, followed by taking Peyote with the natives. If MoonGooning is achieved correctly, the user should be able to picture the cameltoe of a grandma for the foreseeable future.

"I'm going to take some Peyote and go MoonGooning with the natives tonight" - Yumi

by 1arn March 10, 2024

Moongooning

A form of sexual pleasure, often commonly done by males, on a surface that is relatable to zero gravity, for example a rocking chair, swing, etc.

Im gonna go on the swing and enjoy my moongooning sesh

by Synapseioises December 1, 2024

Moongooning

The act of covering yourself in elk/buffalo blood and gooning under the light of a full moon.

Jeff: "Hey, me and the boys are gonna go moongooning later tonight, you wanna come?"

Greg: "Sure, just make sure that Dave isnt there, he always ruins the vibe."

by Beep325 November 14, 2023