Moongooning

To dress in full Battle dress and run through an area at night screaming like an ape preferably with night or thermal vision goggles.

"Whats your favorite form of cardio?"

"Fucking love moongooning"

by BigDickMcChuncky April 14, 2025

mongoosing

The act of fearlessly, ferociously and unscrupulously devouring helpless prey; particularly, after fighting for and winning previously said prey from cobras and other venomous snakes.

"You guys see Bill mongoosing at the club last night? He made out with two chicks, got three numbers and left home with one. What a fucking mongoose!"

by HoneyBadger2498 February 17, 2014

Moonstoning

A person who does not understand liberal politics but believes that being radically liberal is hip. Typically, moonstoners write nonsensical messages that appear to sound cool. Originates from message board poster "Mother Moonstone", who would paste ultraleft materials on message boards and, when posting on her own, would post misspelled, nonsensical phrases that would sound cool to the uninitiated.

Robert Plant moonstoned it when he wrote the lyrics to Stairway To Heaven; he did not know what the lyrics meant but knew that the moonstoners would try to ascribe some deep and sensitive meaning to them.

by J. Johnson June 30, 2004

mongoosing

verb - to put both your arms and legs into the arm holes of a hoodie. with your head in the hood. leaving just your ass sticking out in the air.

before i got onto the elevator i decided to go mongoosing. so put my hoodie on in such ways. when arriving in the elevator i asked for somebody to hit floor three. arriving at my destination, i summersalted off.

by poopymcpooppoop July 24, 2009

mongoosing

to skip school with friends. only possible to do if your a BAMF.

Daniel: Let's mongoose today
Victoria: Hellll yea. We can go to Galveston!
Zac: Can I come mongoosing with you too?
Daniel & Victoria: Yea, your a BAMF!!!!

by dippie&vicki April 9, 2009

Mongoosing

When you hold the front brake on a rear wheel drive vehicle and then hit the gas until the rear tires start spinning. Also known as powerbraking

Me and the police were mongoosing in the Burger King parking lot!

by worldclasslifesaver August 16, 2011

Monsooning

To monsoon

It's monsooning out there!

Man, we can't go out on the boat today, it's monsooning.

by mattcarey95 June 11, 2011