Moobies

man boobs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.

man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck

by who0ligan January 19, 2006

Moobie

One of two people who are madly in love--Merritt or Abbie.

Merritt and Abbie are moobies!

by Tammy December 30, 2004

Moobie

A movie that has boobies in it.

Katharine: Wanna watch a moobie?
Brian: Are you a lesbian?

by moobiewatcher June 15, 2010

mooby

When you masturbate and take a poo at the same time

If someone is in a rush to get ready they might say
"just pulling a mooby"

by The Little Man February 24, 2007

mooby

A man's teat, from the combination of the words "man" and "booby"

You hit my mooby!

He has big moobies...

I'm freezing my nuts and moobies off out here!

by moxy December 1, 2003

moobies

there is nothing more to explain... it's when a guy appears to have boobs.

Omg Bethany, look at Christian he has Moobies
You are hilarious Christine

by WASSUP Y'ALL June 4, 2018

Moobie Boobie

Accidently touching a good friends genitals or privates.

'Oh crap, sorry I just like Moobie Boobied you.'
'You did? Oh thats okay.'

by ieatmeat May 25, 2009