the act of locking ones self up in a room, cave, ect. with only stale bread and water to play games such as "halo3" and other xbox games for days upon end without rest.
luke: dude, wheres tom?
adrian: dude, toms off monking halo 3
luke: again? damn, what a loser
tom: (in his cave) w00t! just pwned some noob!
adrian: dude, toms off monking halo 3
luke: again? damn, what a loser
tom: (in his cave) w00t! just pwned some noob!
by Adrian T. July 5, 2008
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by Ned March 23, 2004
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A Fuckin' Badass that loves to shoot shit and
A person that is very caring, nice, and eats an extremely lot and is very uber good at Badminton, Video games, being uber awesome all the time, Making people laugh, And pwning with 1337 SKILLZ!!!!!!!!!1111ONEONEWONWON
A person that is very caring, nice, and eats an extremely lot and is very uber good at Badminton, Video games, being uber awesome all the time, Making people laugh, And pwning with 1337 SKILLZ!!!!!!!!!1111ONEONEWONWON
A Hunter, Hillbilly, God, Badass, Hero, Living and Non-Living Legend, Uber 1337 zuper PWN2312. You are a Mozingo if you eat babies, chicken, and are all of the above.
by El Mozinator El GRANDE February 7, 2008
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by eddie April 20, 2004
Get the monking mug.To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.
There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.
Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites
4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.
Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites
4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months
Person 2: What have you been upto?
Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
Person 2: What have you been upto?
Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
by uber monger November 17, 2009
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