If there are any americans describing Montenegro here, they are liars. I drove a military escort to the border of Montenegro and americans aren't allowed in that country.
Starting five miles out, you'll see signs that say, "Turn back americans, you are 5 miles from the montenegro border." Then 4 miles, 3, 2, and so on.
by Former Soldier. May 25, 2010
Get the montenegromug. serbia and montenegro covers a total land mass of 102,350 sq km, with 199 km of coastline. The country's terrain is highly varied, with much of Serbia's land comprises plains and low hills and much of Montenegro consisting of high mountains. The climate is similarly varied. The north has a continental climate (cold winters and hot summers); the central region has a combination of a continental and Mediterranean climate; the south enjoys an Adriatic climate along the coast, with inland regions experiencing hot, dry summers and autumns and relatively cold winters with heavy snowfall inland.
The country's biggest city by far is Belgrade, with a population of 1,600,000. No other city is anywhere near the same size; the country's other largest cities are Novi Sad, Niš, Kragujevac and Podgorica, each with populations of about 140,000-180,000 people.
The country's biggest city by far is Belgrade, with a population of 1,600,000. No other city is anywhere near the same size; the country's other largest cities are Novi Sad, Niš, Kragujevac and Podgorica, each with populations of about 140,000-180,000 people.
by European traveller December 28, 2005
Get the serbia and montenegromug. Serbia and Montenegro is situated in South-East Europe with the capital city of Blegrade, on the Balkan peninsula with access to the nice beaches on the Adriatic Sea . Serbia and Montenegro covers a territory of 102,173 sq. km altogether.
Serbia and Montenegro is a nice place to vist if you want to see lots of history and culture (despite the ongoing tension between the minority Serbs and Albanian Kosovars in Kosovo).
by CrnaStrela September 6, 2005
Get the Serbia and Montenegromug. A great Gal. Great with her Dark humor, and her laugh is contagious. Stays up with Current events and you can DEFINITELY have a great conversation with her. Keeps a small circle of friends. You can count on her to dig a body with you, to running for office. Supportive. Lastly, a God.
by Greatness_12 April 24, 2019
Get the Barbara Montenegromug. This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!
"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
by JamesPage February 18, 2025
Get the Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaisemug. by ViMainLoL November 24, 2021
Get the Van Aldrin Montenegromug. by anonymous October 11, 2021
Get the Dan Montenegromug.