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mbongeni

A true African hunter born in raised on the African tundra. A Mbongeni uses natural African talent to play soccer on his free time. Mbongeni's are good enough at soccer to be recognized by the superior country of America. Once in America a Mnongeni uses his natural African talent to own the white kids.
White Kid 1: Holy mackerel that Mbongeni just owned me.

White Kid 2: Same
by MoeBaby January 16, 2014
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mongelico

A cocktail that is made up of Frangelico and Monster Energy Drink.
BARKEEP: WHAT CAN I GET YOU TO DRINK?

BAR PATRON: I'LL TAKE A DELICIOUS MONGELICO, THE DRINK OF THE KINGS.
by pocketmaster6969 February 8, 2020
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E-Mongering

I used to prowl the streets looking for prostitutes but now I spend all my time online E-Mongering.
by Randy Ray August 23, 2010
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Penis Monpañios Monpeñios

This phrase to be spoken very quickly, almost as to seem Spanish in nature.

“Penis Monpañios Monpeñios” was originally created as an alter-ego amongst a group of friends in Sacramento, California in 2007. This character was a member of club 697; where you must have been 6’9” tall, and 7” long. Inside the club, all they did was 69. The spirit of Penis Monpañios Monpeñios still wanders the fields of the Thicket of Zatarains, located in Granite Bay, California.

In the years since, this has spread to LA as a nonsense phrase (similar to that of Rim Pum). Among groups of pot-smoking individuals, this phrase has commonly been used as a comical outburst or a friendly greeting during times of great stoning. Abbreviations such as simply saying “Monpañios” tend to be common.
Tom: "Monpeñios to you my friend!"

Steve: "Ah, Penis Monpañios Tom!"

Dave (from the back of the room): "Tom!! Penis Monpañios Monpeñios!!"
by M. Damon July 9, 2011
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Mongevity

When someone is acting like a Mong but just keeps doing it over and over - like longevity but acting mongy.
Fiona, you are demonstrating mongevity with this one - just get used to the fact you are a mong.
by sadgav July 15, 2011
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Mongenas

A descriptive word that is believed to originate from a man who reeks of wisdom, abstract thought, and psychedelic usage.

It is believed the term sprouted from the Cincinnati area, popularized by young men dedicated to sharing the word and philosophy of this mysterious man. The initial apostles of this man would spread the word by mind bending philosophy, such as “Douche-Monsoon McGinnis Bozo Mongenas McJohnson”. The phrases are well open to interpretation, but those who find meaning tend to see the world a different way.
“That 60s test was an assfuck Mongenas.”
by Geebocide Mongenas March 23, 2022
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monkenigger

a fat obese gorilla tag kid that spends their time breaking and destroying shit in irl while in vr hitting the ground
gigachad: bro your such a monkenigger
fat obese vr kid: NO IM NOT A MONKENIGGER
by sexymf99 May 4, 2022
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