A Montenigger has two meanings:
1. A loyal, patriotic SERB living in Montenegro, who is smart as hell and doesn't want to separate.
2. A cracked up m.f.er like Milo Djukanovic who wants to separate, and who is too stupid to realize that he is a SERB and that SERBIA AND MONTENEGRO ARE ONE NATION!!!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).