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mbongeni 

A true African hunter born in raised on the African tundra. A Mbongeni uses natural African talent to play soccer on his free time. Mbongeni's are good enough at soccer to be recognized by the superior country of America. Once in America a Mnongeni uses his natural African talent to own the white kids.
White Kid 1: Holy mackerel that Mbongeni just owned me.

White Kid 2: Same
mbongeni by MoeBaby January 16, 2014
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An unstopable force of power; Or the opposite of gray matter
Mongeni is the ultimate source of power.
Mongeni by Dave Mongeni October 31, 2003
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Mbongani 

A nigga with weird ass genetics and it scared of talking to gyal
Yo, Mbongani doesn’t get chicks
Mbongani by Dantee_weee November 21, 2021
Mbongezi is a person that is full of themselves. They act like they know everything while they actually have half of a braincell. They can't spell and use cringe-worthy pick up lines.
Mbongezi is a short-dicked human being.
mbongezi by Mama Yoh June 8, 2022