mbongeni

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A true African hunter born in raised on the African tundra. A Mbongeni uses natural African talent to play soccer on his free time. Mbongeni's are good enough at soccer to be recognized by the superior country of America. Once in America a Mnongeni uses his natural African talent to own the white kids.

White Kid 1: Holy mackerel that Mbongeni just owned me.

White Kid 2: Same

mbongeni by MoeBaby January 16, 2014

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Mongeni

An unstopable force of power; Or the opposite of gray matter

Mongeni is the ultimate source of power.

Mongeni by Dave Mongeni October 31, 2003

Related Words

mbongeni • Mbongani • mbongezi • Mongeni

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