tointment

Literally: Tit Ointment. Derogatory term used to emasculated males trying to be a pussy/homo/jimmy

I have to go home, I need to douche and put on tointment. I am a homo.

by Jesse Seitel March 29, 2008

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nose ointment

A nose ointment is a person who noses from ther window & then goes and tells other people what they presume has happened.. Which ends up as Chinese Whispers..

Oh my god look at that Nose ointment , you can see them behind there blinds/curtains Looking Nosey so& So...

by Thebody66 May 15, 2016

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The ultimate form of a bruh moment in which said moment merits such a reaction that the reaction is suspended beyond the laws of time and space themselves, creating an eternal "monument" to the bruh moment in question.

Person 1: "Dude, can you believe that John actually showed up to school today in his PJ's? That was a real bruh moment."
Person 2: "Nah man, that's what I call a bruh monument. Ain't nobody ever gonna let him live that down!"

by Souperino August 8, 2019

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Monumental Sanchez

It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.

Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.

by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

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