Mitchness

1. The state of being Mitch. i.e. Mitchness

2. The person (proper). i.e. The Mitchness

The Mitchness will be at the bar with all his girls, let's go!

by Life and Times of Brian June 14, 2010

Mitch

A cheeseburger eating beast

Damn that mitch can throw down cheeseburgers!

by xSOLECOLLECTORx January 19, 2009

Mitch

A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes

wow your very mitch like

by monkeysomethingone April 27, 2009

Mitch

A super SEXY guy with a huge PENIS. The ladies love him.

wow...that dude is such a Mitch.

by abc easy as 123 March 22, 2009

mitch

A man, who is a bitch.

---Hey, look at that dude over there getting flipped on by that chick!
--Ha, yeah what a mitch.

---Why are you so mitchy today?

---You son of a mitch!

---That kid just got mitched by that guy.

---You dudes are a bunch of little mitches.

by Ross-ome May 04, 2010

Mitch

A male bitch, similar to an asshole.

He speaks his mind and is very sarcastic, but he continues to have a lot of friends.

"He got pissed and told me off! He's being such a Mitch today."

by Bromance1 October 16, 2013

Mitch

A Mitch is a lesbian Donald Trump who fucks unicorns with his tits.

A Mitch is Donald Trump in his most primeval form.
The Mitch is White.
Oh shit, Its a Mitch, run!

by qwertyuiokiugydresdfghjklmjhug July 17, 2017