missing a finger 

A phrase used when one cannot find the true objective in a mindfuck picture that is meant to make you shit bricks. Not to be confused with the true meaning of the picture, as the picture is never going to be literally missing a finger because that wont make anyone shit bricks.

John: I cant find it! whats with this picture

Jim: Oh! crap! its missing a finger!

missing a finger by burkinmadd November 18, 2009

missing assignment

When you parents are on your ass when you just tryna live your life and have fun and your teacher is a bitch

“Nordan you have a missing assignment!!”

“Fuck off mom”

missing assignment by NordysOnSaturn February 20, 2018

missing out 

When things happen that you don't know about that you would otherwise like to be a part of you are missing out.
When there is information that you have no way of knowing you are missing out.

He said I was missing out when I asked about "the party".

missing out by ruaiingwee October 28, 2010

missing fish 

the satisfying, yet annoying drip of pre-cum (or post-cum in this case) that dribbles out the end of your member about an hour after a wank, onto a pair of unsuspecting boxer shorts. results in a mildly uncomfortable, cold, sticky feeling in your pants. Apparently cleans you urethra of any leftover sperm.

fuck man, just got the missing fish from that wank i had an hour ago, and these are clean boxers.

missing fish by aldo1987 April 22, 2008

missing stair

Missing stair is an analogy for a person within a social group who many people know is untrustworthy or otherwise has to be "managed", but who they work around by trying to quietly warn others rather than deal with openly.

A term coined by blogger Cliff Pervocracy.

Yeah, everyone knows about that person isn't safe to be around, they're a real missing stair.

missing stair by ceolyn September 23, 2019

missing penis 

when you wake up naked and cant see your dick because it is in between you legs

i woke up with a missing penis and a hangover and i thought i got a sex change

missing penis by dassfd May 1, 2011

missing-link 

a hypothetical primate that fills the evolutionary gap in between humans and apes

I don't think this fossil is from the missing-link.

missing-link by The Returnf of Light Joker September 13, 2011