Muffler man

Single mafia.

"Oh my god. Are you the muffler man?"

by Muffler man January 24, 2019

turd muffler

A chick with such a big ass it creates silent but deadlies.

That aint ghetto, thats a fucking turd muffler its so big.

by niodin March 10, 2008

Yap Mufflehat

A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.

I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charming Yap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Muffle Bag Boy

Verb/Adjective- For a girl to use their partners hand to masturbate when they are still asleep.

Dude my wife used me as her muffle bag boy last night...

by pittsburgh@412 July 26, 2011

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER

When you're going down on your girlfriend put your lips inside her pussy and blow as hard as you can until you hear the sounds of a Mobertucky Muffler.

I left the Wabash with that girl from South Park and gave her a Mobertucky Muffler behind a dumpster.

by Groeber field March 5, 2019

dunder mifflin

A northeastern Pennsylvania based paper company, primarily known for it's appearance on the hit NBC television series, The Office. The show tells the tales of the Dunder Mifflin (Scranton branch) employees and their ridiculous boss Michael Scott, played by Steve Carell.

Michael: At Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we're not just in the paper business, we're in the people business

by Torgen Sodbuster June 2, 2008

Mufflepants

Underwear designed to effectively manage problematic farting.

Before discovering Mufflepants, the loudness and stench of my work-related flatulence was a terrible problem during staff meetings!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019