by ppoppi July 17, 2018
Eduard: Bro I was in bed with Jessica last night but she told me to get out of her house because she saw my micropenis
Jack: Can’t say I blame her
Jack: Can’t say I blame her
by ruhrohraggee September 13, 2020
by Minilikeyourdog October 13, 2017
A famous Greek philosopher known for his many theories such as how there are more nipples in the world than humans or how the word mono-syllabic is not mono-syllabic. Pronounced (mi-craw-peh-nis) rather than (mi-cro-pee-nis).
Dude... have you ever thought about how we call a house a home, but a mouse is not a mome.
Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.
Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.
by CornwallTCollingsly September 01, 2018
Medical term for a small penis. Also description of a man's behaviour that is caused by this ailment
by ms76 January 01, 2020
An extremely small penis. Micropenis is extremely popular in men from Oriental descent (explains the lack of Oriental male porn stars). To be labelled as having a micropenis is the most degrading insult a woman can give a man. Men with a micropenis are usually virgins for life. A micropenis is medically proven to be worthless. Men with a micropenis are usually manic depressives. Most men with a micropenis usually commit suicide - usually after being laughed at for having a teeny-weeny penis. A micropenis is very common amongst steroid using body builders. A micropenis can sometimes be confused for a clitoris.
"I wanted to have sex with him so bad, but his micropenis didn't even penetrate my vaginal lips"
"Anal sex doesn't hurt because my boyfriend has a micropenis"
"Anal sex doesn't hurt because my boyfriend has a micropenis"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011
less then 3 inches; pathetically miniscule; baby-dick size; buttondick; hardly enough to even seen. laughed at by anyone who can find it. mini-dick.
"I know a guy whose penis is so small he cannot even find it! He has to use tweezers to pull the head out! Everyone laughs at poor peewee and his micropenis!! LOL"
by ricardodelc January 13, 2009