Abbreviation for methamphetamine. A great alternative to sleeping, eating, showering and sanity. Can also cause user to feel the need to take shit apart for no good reason and they may also have hallucinations (aka shadow people). Also causes an increased desire for sex or extremely long masturbation sessions if sex is unavailable.
Hey would you like to go grab some lunch?
No thanks I just smoked a bowl of meth, so I'm gonna go jerk off for a while.
No thanks I just smoked a bowl of meth, so I'm gonna go jerk off for a while.
by Wasuntme March 14, 2014
Get the Meth mug.When a diamond player in legend league decides to use broken champions to climb like the degenerate he is.
by LegendLeaguer May 16, 2016
Get the metaslave mug.Abbreviation for the word Methamphetamine. A powerful stimulant, Meth affects the Dopamine Receptors in your brain, boosting dopamine units to 1500, over seven times more than ejaculation(meth scientifically feels better than nutting lmao). Use of the Substance is usually noted by dilated pupils, erratic behavior, irritability, paranoia, euphoria, strange speaking patterns, lack of attention span, etc. Affects of the substance include intense euphoria, anxiety relief, increased empathy, and more. It should be noted that the affects a substance will have on you are unique to you alone, for drugs like weed, the range of affects are limited enough that there is a lot of overlap in experience, but for drugs like meth, the range of affects and interactions is so high that it is possible for two people to feel two completely different things from the same dose of meth, from the same batch. Side affects can include addiction, paranoia, insomnia, lack of sleep, weight loss, irritability, soreness, hallucinations, withdrawal and more.
As a former user, I beg of you, please do not use this substance. I won’t tell you that you’ll be hooked immediately, hell, you might not even like it. But the risk is too big, and no matter how good it will make you feel, it won’t be enough to make up for it tearing apart your life if you let it. I’ve met many people who can control their addiction, but I’ve met 20x that who couldn’t. No matter what, be safe, and remember: never trust a tweaker
As a former user, I beg of you, please do not use this substance. I won’t tell you that you’ll be hooked immediately, hell, you might not even like it. But the risk is too big, and no matter how good it will make you feel, it won’t be enough to make up for it tearing apart your life if you let it. I’ve met many people who can control their addiction, but I’ve met 20x that who couldn’t. No matter what, be safe, and remember: never trust a tweaker
“Yo bro, you wanna hit this?”
“What is it?”
“Meth.”
“...”
“....”
“....”
“So, you wanna hit it?”
“Only thing I’m bout hit is you, dumbass, put that shit down and take this dab. Give me that torch.”
“What is it?”
“Meth.”
“...”
“....”
“....”
“So, you wanna hit it?”
“Only thing I’m bout hit is you, dumbass, put that shit down and take this dab. Give me that torch.”
by Goddamnimtiredofthisshit November 30, 2020
Get the Meth mug.Someone who looks like they've been fed nothing but off brand pop-tarts and crystal meth since they were a fetus. They weigh next to nothing, have disproportionate body parts and appear to have stunted growth.
by Crimsondeath798 September 6, 2016
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Justin- I'll give you a meth head shower if you want (proceeding to dump a bucket of water on his head)
Justin- I'll give you a meth head shower if you want (proceeding to dump a bucket of water on his head)
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Get the meth head shower mug.A fucking subject where you need almost 90% of your brain to understand the whole textbook (not to mention this only apply to rick and morty fangays).
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