Definitions by Crimsondeath798

shamrock creampie 

When a person has an std, specifically gonorrhea or chlamydia, and ejaculates in someone. The person creampied may grossed out by the resulting green jizz.

Girl 1"OMG, Jason didn't pull out and it was all green and gross"
Girl 2 "damn, getting a shamrock creampie is the worst"

shamrock creampie by Crimsondeath798 February 14, 2017

Meth Baby 

Someone who looks like they've been fed nothing but off brand pop-tarts and crystal meth since they were a fetus. They weigh next to nothing, have disproportionate body parts and appear to have stunted growth.

"Hey did you meet the new kid Brian? Hes so thin he looks like a meth baby."

Meth Baby by Crimsondeath798 September 6, 2016