3 definitions by lord_farquaads_left_nostril

Marling School

The world's first school powered by Prime Hydration

Dave: Where do you buy your prime?
Bartholomew: Marling School

by lord_farquaads_left_nostril October 15, 2022

Sparx Maths

The worst form of torture known to mankind.

Dave: Give me the launch codes or i'll make you do sparx maths
Bartholomew: 57436878

by lord_farquaads_left_nostril October 15, 2022

Seneca Learning

Cringe website for cringe subjects. My knowledge of French verb endings is currently stored in the Taj Mahal

Dave: Can you come out tonight?
Bartholomew: No, i've got to do seneca learning

by lord_farquaads_left_nostril October 15, 2022