Fairfield Methodist Secondary School

✅ LGBT Friendly (everyone’s hearts are gay and bright 🏳️ 🌈❤️)

✅ Loves Jesus very much (worship him everyday! 😍🙏🏻)

❌ Budget neighbourhood school

❌ XMMs & YPs

❌Many pick me girls and cringe boys

❌Toilets with piss all over the floor

❌PE equipments at least 10 years old

Mary : Hey Yumeko! Which school did you go to before Hyakkaou Private Academy ?

Yumeko : Fairfield Methodist Secondary School

Mary : That school is ass.

by eren jeager is my sussy baka August 26, 2021

random access memories

Daft Punk's fourth studio album. An epic homage to the disco and electronic scene of the late 70s and 80s. The album contains a host of collaborators including Julian Casablancas and Pharell Williams. Sadly, people only like to pay attention to Get Lucky, while there are a dozen other great tracks.

Contact, Lose Yourself to Dance, Touch, and Instant Crush are amazing songs off of Random Access Memories.

by Diorio January 16, 2014

Memeories

Old, predominantly defunct Memes fleetingly resurrected in modern day conversation.

"The moment the T-Rex reappears and starts chasing the car gives me chills to this day."

"It wasn't chasing the car, it was running from Chuck Norris."

"Ah, memeories."

by rianwudkok March 30, 2015

methodist wine

grape juice. originates from the fact that methodist churches use grape juice in place of wine.

pass me some methodist wine

by hurcha94 November 21, 2011

crystal methodist

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

by jed bob June 27, 2007

Widow's memories

Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.

Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?

by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007

Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur

A low budget school in Sentul in Malaysia. Supposed to be an elite school but our overall grades are horrible unless you're Einstein. Our average marks for internal exams (especially for Math and Add Math) is usually a fail. Got aircon in every class but are all broken. Most clubs have no popularity and fun unless you're in Leo or Interact. Scam. Forces you to go to Boys or Girls' Brigade, which is absolutely boring. There are good teachers (extremely rare) but the bad ones are horrendous if you get them (a 99.9% chance you'll get them). People are nice here but don't expect to find handsome or pretty people. Just don't. Everyone including the teachers look oddly horrendous. Canteen has pretty bad food except the packaged food that they bought from outside. Prefects are funny and charge you for every small offence you make. Very old building also.

Person: Wow, you're in Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur?
Me: Ya
Person: Wow you must be studying all the time!
Me: Yeah no

by Dinodaurs March 22, 2022