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Mathaniel 

A down to earth, quiet man. This man love his video games and time by his self or with that one special person. He is tall and gorgeous. Women stare at him; still he only finds one woman he will ever be interested in. He is kind and shy. He loves Rock and Metal. But deep down he is a country boy.
Mathaniel is so quiet and the girls still think he is gorgeous.
Mathaniel by earthlover April 19, 2012
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Methanketamine

The mixture of meth and ketamine
Dude I just did a line of methanketamine
Methanketamine by Natredog July 19, 2020

eau de methane 

The fragrant flatus perfume emitted primarily by cows responsible for hastening global warming.
Driving through America’s heartland, the inviting scent of eau de methane gently wafts into our nostrils.
eau de methane by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019

Methanese 

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.
Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.
Methanese by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015
The stuff that comes out of your ass when you fart
Holy Shit you must of had a gallon of methane come out of your ass just now.

That fucking reeks you fucking piece of shit
Methane by WhatTheFuck May 13, 2005

methanic 

When someone was born farting, they are methanic.
"What is that smell?!" asked Sofia. "I'm sorry! I cannot help constantly farting! I am methanic you know!" Sarah insisted.
methanic by SFS2000 February 24, 2011
Medhanie, not to be confused with Medhoney. Medhanies are little babies who reside in the Nasty Northwest. Don't expect Medhanies to eat any foods that include onions, avocados, pickles, or meat that is not well done etc. Medhanies are very picky eaters. Medhanies DO love to eat french fries, breakfast sandwiches, thai food, and enjoy drinking white chocolate mochas from time to time as well. To keep a Medhanie happy, it is imperative that you allow him to think that he is a genious, and let him win fantasy football games as often as possible. But, if you keep a Medhanie happy he will be a very loyal friend. You want a Medhanie on your side!
Damn look at that sexy guy Medhanie! I think I'll order him a vodka sprite and a well done burger, no onions.
Medhanie by ilovesnails November 11, 2012