Merrimack

merrimack nh. an interesting place. full of "gangsters", jocks, sluts, emos, nerds, the list goes on. the schools here arent that good, with the high school being a great example of that! MHS has tons of fights, drugs, underage drinking, and the high school itself is very rundown. the town itself consists of many apartment buildings, tons of middle class neighborhoods, and a few rich neighborhoods. merrimack is around 85% white. the crime rate here is low but we still have crime. the water here is contaminated. MERRIMACK ABSOLUTELY SUCKS!

Maine resident: We went down to Merrimack for only 2 hours and was already thinking about commiting suicide, thats how awful it is...

Merrimack resident: Yeah....., its a complete shithole down here........

by Newhanpshiredude101 August 23, 2016

merrimack

merrimack,nh. also known as m-town is a small town in new hampshire whose largest building is a rundown warehouse that is their poor excuse for a high school. the high school has about 1500 students who dread each morning because the school is over run with tyranical oppressive teachers whose only hope for a raise relies on the sophmore class to do well on state testing. this school has air conditioning in about 2 rooms in the entire 2 and a half floor building. amazingly this school manages to get worse every year because the administration feel it necessary to take everything away from the students that they enjoy( spirit week, food in class , ect) by introducing retarded policies each year.the school parking is a joke, even though the students out number the teachers by about 1400 people, the teachers still have the largest parking lot forcing the students to park at the near by skate park or behind the stores of a few kind business owners. the students at the school fall into two main categorys: prep and poser-goth-wannabe-emo-kids. there are also the small minority of white kids who like to dress and act "gansta" by wearing g-unit, ecko ect... the population of the school is 99% white, 1 percent divided between black and spanish. there is absolutly nothing to do in any part of merrimack whatsoever. good alternatives for moving to merrimack: rat poison, shotgun to face, consistent beating of head into rock wall!!!!

boy: hey man , im moving to merrimack this summer!!
friend: drink this pesticide, you'll thank me later.

by get me out of hear June 20, 2006

Merrimack valley middle school

A place where special people turn into in breading cowboys/girls. They have no self respect they just act like nothing ever happened and there parents are not cousins

Girl:hey u no those mvms kids are all related
Girl 2:really!?! That weird

Girl: that's just Merrimack valley middle school I guess

by Mvms... Nope....:) February 20, 2023

Merrimack College

A small school in North Andover Mass, that only cares about your money. In 2018 the college was at its peak. Deegan East forever.

“Hey you going to Merrimack College” “Yea but I hope it doesn’t put me in debt”

by Dadboddan May 19, 2021

Merrimack College

A small school in Massachusetts. A division 2 school, except in hockey. The hockey team always gets crushed by whoever they play, except in recent years.

So I heard you are going to Merrimack College. Ok, just so you know, the hockey team will probably start losing again in the next couple years.

by HockeyEastFan12 April 22, 2013

allie merriman

when your cool, sexy, nice, and hot, at the same time.
your always hyper, the total oppisite of shy!

oh my god shes allie merriman!
did u see that allie merriman walk bye

by allie merriman December 9, 2008

Monitor and Merrimack

A sexual act where two people adorn themselves in plate mail armor (or many cast iron skillets if on a budget) and throw bowling balls at each other.

The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.

"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."

by Hitfoot Bigman November 26, 2025