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Shawne Merriman 

Also known as "Lights Out". He was born May 25, 1984. Shawne Merriman is the best effin line backer EVER! Won Rookie of the Year his first year as a Charger AND went to pro-bowl his first year too. He currently resides in San Diego, California.
Shawne Merriman's a BEAST!
Shawne Merriman by bRiTTaNi April 4, 2006

allie merriman 

when your cool, sexy, nice, and hot, at the same time.
your always hyper, the total oppisite of shy!
oh my god shes allie merriman!
did u see that allie merriman walk bye
allie merriman by allie merriman December 9, 2008

dirty merriman

Its the same as a dirty sanchez, but performed with your tongue instead of your finger.
I was tossin this dudes salad and then gave him a dirty merriman.
dirty merriman by TheLos February 3, 2010

Teagan Merriman

A sexy hot piece of ass who originates from the New Zealand islands.

Merryman 

Noun:1. An alocholic drink consisting of 80% Popov vodka and 20% monster energy drink(for coloration), often accompanied by excessive ice and best consumed in a blender. Generally served in 16oz.-64oz. containers.

Side effects include-being a cheeseburger face, making lude comments to women, yelling things, fighting, peeing in trashcans, sitting in bushes, getting vandalized with permanent markers, passing out at phillies games, starting fights with security guards at phillies games, breaking expensive(acura) windshields,throwing bottles at cars, riding bikes down hallways, homosexual behavior, yelling at police officers, making linebacker stances at oncoming traffic, throwing patio furnature off porches, and dancing to bear force one.

2. Being a general asshole

3. Being the godfather
"Hey John, make me a merryman...not too much monster this time!"

"Hey cheeseburger face, get John a merryman before he starts another fight!"

Damon consumed too many merrymans on friday night. He woke up the next morning in Sobhans bed with seminal fluid on his eyelids and lips.
Merryman by akmoney October 16, 2007

Merrimac, MA 

The town where the only sketchy thing that ever happens is 10 year olds sitting on the sidewalk trying to speak ghetto.
You have officially entered a place where nothing happens (except some old lady attempting to smother her husband with a pillow. she failed.), welcome.
"My town is so quiet and lame,"
"At least you don't live in Merrimac, MA..."