A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.
Can also refer to the combined forces or impact of two or more annoying acquaintences.
Can also refer to the combined forces or impact of two or more annoying acquaintences.
"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."
“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard
or:
"Oh no - Chris and Big Andy are both coming to the party tonight. Don't let them in the same room, or they'll form into MegaTard and we'll never get rid of them!"
“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard
or:
"Oh no - Chris and Big Andy are both coming to the party tonight. Don't let them in the same room, or they'll form into MegaTard and we'll never get rid of them!"
by Jimbob Dawgknob February 11, 2006
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basicaly a complete idiot who is so stupid it hurts to think about it.
such activites carried out by a mongatard include:
-gouging ones own chin with a plastic fork durring an attempt to cause GBH to someone else...
-breaking everything that comes in contact with them, they're not allowed near nice or expensive things
-asking the cost of something in a 99p store...
-spitting gum out of their mouth whilst trying to blow a bubble with it...
basicaly a complete idiot who is so stupid it hurts to think about it.
such activites carried out by a mongatard include:
-gouging ones own chin with a plastic fork durring an attempt to cause GBH to someone else...
-breaking everything that comes in contact with them, they're not allowed near nice or expensive things
-asking the cost of something in a 99p store...
-spitting gum out of their mouth whilst trying to blow a bubble with it...
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Get the mentard mug.Adjective: Mixing the two words: mental and retard. Often describing a person who is either an idiot or a lunatic.
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Get the Meatard mug.Girl1: Hey, did you hear about the latest swine flu outbreaks?
Girl2: HAHAHAHA OMG you idiot, it's bird flu, not swine flu!
Girl1: Damn you're a megatard.
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Girl1: Damn you're a megatard.
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by Lofty-J June 3, 2009
Get the Megatard mug.Adj. A combination of Monga and Retard combined. Essentially a person of a lower life form who is so inept at things in general that they have an IQ lower than a Meadow Muffin.
Einstein is so incapable of doing anything correctly, that I now give him the title of Mongatard!!
That person is so stupid, he should be called a Mongatard!!
Mike likes it when I call Einstein a Mongatard!
That person is so stupid, he should be called a Mongatard!!
Mike likes it when I call Einstein a Mongatard!
by inept technician September 16, 2006
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